Old men and throwing up are my life now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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