Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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