apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
