And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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