Its about making memories worth repressing
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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