I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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