just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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