Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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