Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
