Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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