There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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