New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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