On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You're a waste of cheezeits
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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