I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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