its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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