so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You don't make any sense
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