I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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