Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
this will be a night to untag.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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