but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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