I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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