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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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