So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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