she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
