i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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