i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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