Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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