dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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