Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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