so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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