Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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