Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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