I'm really into asian looking animals
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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