their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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