therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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