I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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