I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
