Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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