i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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