It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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