why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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