Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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