how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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