I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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