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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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