Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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