Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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