Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
this must be what syphilis tastes like
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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