I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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