How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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