would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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