Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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