it wasn't lemon gatorade
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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