i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
