Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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