why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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